Things That Will Survive the Apocalypse (According to the Movie “Reign of Fire”)
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006- Blonde ladies
- Chain mail
- Cuban cigars
- Doctor guy from Deep Space Nine
- Eye patches
- Fire extinguishers
- Jimi Hendrix CDs
- Helicopter fuel
- Highly specialized razors (top-of-head only, can’t be used on beards or mustaches)
- Homoerotic tension (supressed)
- Leather jackets
- Locking and loading
- Oversized cowl neck sweaters
- Stench of death
- White people
- Whitening toothpaste
- Whispering