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Things That Will Survive the Apocalypse (According to the Movie “Reign of Fire”)

Posted in Theories | By The Arbiter |

  • Blonde ladies
  • Chain mail
  • Cuban cigars
  • Doctor guy from Deep Space Nine
  • Eye patches
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Jimi Hendrix CDs
  • Helicopter fuel
  • Highly specialized razors (top-of-head only, can’t be used on beards or mustaches)
  • Homoerotic tension (supressed)
  • Leather jackets
  • Locking and loading
  • Oversized cowl neck sweaters
  • Stench of death
  • White people
  • Whitening toothpaste
  • Whispering

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3 Responses to “Things That Will Survive the Apocalypse (According to the Movie “Reign of Fire”)”

  1. Spencer Knight Says:
    September 30th, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    What alternate universe have I entered in which you’re watching movies like “Reign of Fire”? Also, what’s a “cowl neck”?

  2. The Arbiter Says:
    October 1st, 2006 at 1:13 am

    This alternate universe is heavily populated with movies starring the glorious Christian Bale, the great provider of all things hunky and Welshy. And everyone in this universe knows what a cowl neck is.

  3. Spencer Knight Says:
    October 6th, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    Ahhh, it all becomes clear. Christian Bale. Ok, but really, what the f*** is a cowl neck?

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