The Latte Manifesto

When you’re in Palm Springs having brunch at Manhattan in the Desert, there are some things you can safely assume. Such as the sexual orientation of a bunch of men in uniform: tight tank top, camo shorts, huge muscles, deep tan, impeccable manscaping. It’s also safe to assume that sighting this Uniformed posse was not even remotely remarkable. We were all just ogling the oversized dessert display; I was also probably thinking wistfully about not having a gay boyfriend and wondering who among my straight friends would be a halfway decent date to the Justin Timberlake concert. I didn’t realize we were in a hilarious movie until a spectacularly tall and wide member of the aforementioned crew gasped, pointed at an enormous pastry, and exclaimed: “HEY LOOK, A GIANT CREAM PUFF!” Hilarity ensued.

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