Only at Long’s
Posted in Overheard at ... | By The Arbiter |
We are searching for manicure scissors at Long’s. After a few minutes B. announces that he’s going to wait by the checkstand. As we part ways, I pass a woman in the hair dye aisle. She doesn’t look up, we don’t make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way. The following exchange ensues:
B: Hurry up. Me (smartass): I will NOT hurry up. Hair dye: You take your time, girl. Me: You know it. Hair dye: Men should always be kept waiting. Me: That’s right. Me: (took my time)